As a result of the Greece debt crisis, stocks crashed today.  The accounts are down roughly 3% to 4% and it’s only noon in the Midwest.

We went back for another round, purchasing more shares of Berkshire Hathaway this morning for the reserve portfolio, which comes on the heels of our acquisition last Friday.  I’m going to be genuinely surprised if 10 to 15 years from now, when/if Buffett is gone (God willing, that won’t happen for a long time), the company hasn’t gone into full maturity mode and begun distributing substantial cash dividends.  In other words, I expect the money we are allocating to Berkshire today to end up being a big cash income dividend producer in my 40’s.

The reason is fairly simple: Berkshire generates $9 to $10 billion in net cash per year, even after its reinvestment needs.  Now, Burlington Northern Santa Fe is going to provide a home for some of that money, but let’s say cash flow grows at a 10% steady rate for the next 20 years.  The company will then be generating $60 billion to $70 billion in annual net cash.  There aren’t enough businesses in the world to absorb that kind of earnings power unless you want to park it all in Treasury bills, which isn’t going to happen.  Berkshire could either devote itself completely to stock repurchases (which would be fine) or cash dividends.

As a general rule, when we buy Berkshire Hathaway shares, we tend not to sell them unless there is something that is really attractive in the actively managed portfolio and we need more cash.  It will be fun to see how much we’ve acquired decades from now.  I rather like the idea of huge dividend checks providing me a stream of earnings for redeployment coming from the conglomerate I admired as a child.

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Exciting day … quite a bit of stuff happened at the companies, but I’m not comfortable discussing it (and probably won’t at any time in the future).  Suffice it to say, an opportunity presented itself that could have huge growth potential for one of our major businesses.  It just changed my plans for the rest of fiscal 2010 because it requires my attention.  It is a key component in our intentions for this business over the coming 36 months.

Bought Some More Berkshire Hathaway Shares

The market crash in the financial sector gave me an opportunity to pick up some more shares of Berkshire Hathaway for our blue chip reserve fund, which is held by one of the operating companies (the stocks that we think will compound at 8% to 11% over the coming decades and don’t really care what they do in the short-run; they could literally fall 50% tomorrow or go up 50% tomorrow and we wouldn’t pay any attention).

The Goldman Sachs Mess

I do wonder why the government is going after Goldman Sachs now that the markets have finally calmed, 401(k) balances for the average investor are above where they were in 2008 when this mess started, and profits are rising on corporate balance sheets, which means employment will inevitably follow.  Doesn’t anyone remember that the suit against Hank Greenburg at AIG failed because of lack of evidence, the suit against Lehman Brothers failed because the prosecutors couldn’t make a case to a grand jury (where the bar is much lower) … the government is costing people money right now and doing it to score political points.

So far, I’ve spent a few minutes looking at prices on Goldman Sachs options, but not enough to form an opinion.  It could be interesting.

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Dairy Queen franchise owners are upset that the company and its parent, Berkshire Hathaway, and pushing the new Grill & Chill restaurant concept. They are balking at the capital expenditures that, you know, are a required part of doing business and standard in the DQ franchisee contract.

In the year following graduation from college, Aaron and I looked into opening several Dairy Queen franchises in Kansas City, Missouri or St. Joseph, Missouri near where we had grown up before leaving for the east coast.  Even though we figured we’d end up in a no-income-tax state such as Texas, Washington, or Nevada (paying an extra 6% to 7% of your income in state income taxes per year starts to add up over time), we really liked the idea of owning local businesses that hired local employees and generated local sales tax and property tax for a community that we held in high regard.

It also didn’t help that we despised the Dairy Queen franchises in town because they didn’t offer food, still operated from the same edifices that had been built long before our parents were born, and even the most recent upgrade consisted of a larger building on the outskirts of town that only offered hot dogs and chicken.  It made us angry that someone wouldn’t pour the money the brand deserved back into operations, especially since this particular family had owned the rights for several generations.  Part of this was no doubt influenced by the fact that such a large portion of our net worth, as well as our family’s net worth, was invested in shares of Berkshire Hathaway, the parent company of Dairy Queen.

As I read the business news, it was deja vu all over again when I read about a revolt stirring in the ranks of the Diary Queen franchise owners.  Apparently, a law suit is brewing …

The new Dairy Queen Grill & Chill franchise concept features a full menu of food and an expanding dining area with nicer interiors.

Dairy Queen has developed a new franchise concept called DQ Grill & Chill.  It offers wraps, flame grilled cheeseburgers, french fries, chicken baskets, fresh panini sandwiches, premium salads, popcorn shrimp, and more.  The interiors were also substantially upgraded, making it comparable to a nicer fast food concept that you would enjoy sitting in for an actual meal.

As part of the Dairy Queen franchise contract, Dairy Queen can require franchise owners to upgrade their restaurant to protect the brand and keep it relevant.  The Dairy Queen company has capped the required investment at $75,000 for 2008, $85,000 for 2009, and $95,000 in 2010, giving the Dairy Queen franchise owners plenty of time to generate the earnings necessary to fund the expansion into the new Grill & Chill concept.

Most of the Dairy Queen franchise owners seem really excited about it (as I would be).  A few, however, are … how do I put this without coming across as mean? … whining, entitled, and lazy.  They are throwing an absolute fit over the fact that Dairy Queen is – horror of horrors – requiring them to reinvest in their stores!

Let me enlighten you as to what is really going on with the Diary Queen franchise system based on my perspective as an investor.  You have a minority of the franchisee owners, who have likely drained a substantial portion of the profit from their Dairy Queen restaurants over years of ownership in the form of cash dividends and salaries, who are balking at the idea of coming up with $400,000 to improve the customer experience, offer actual food, and provide expanded capacity.

These are small-town, small-minded folks who, in many cases, either stepped into the role as a Dairy Queen franchiser through family ownership or who have been with the system since time eternal.  As they see it, they have a good life and their Dairy Queen franchise provides them with a stream of earnings they use to live in a nice home, drive a nice car, and maybe even take a vacation or two each year.

They have, in other words, bought themselves a job and not a business.  Instead of focusing on growing their assets so it is a business (I define a business as a “system that generates profit for its owners without the owners ever stepping foot in it or having any day-to-day involvement), they are angry that the big-bad executives at Dairy Queen and the parent company, Berkshire Hathaway, are actually making them do something and invest money to keep the brand relevant.

Shouldn't you love your business so much that you want to keep expanding it as long as you can earn good returns on capital?

Frankly, I don’t like the idea of living out of your business.  I’ve never taken a salary from any of my companies.  I like earnings to get plowed back into more assets that provide more cash earnings.  If I were to suddenly develop an interest in franchising Dairy Queen restaurants, I can tell you that my nature is that within ten years, I’d want to own a dozen of them in a tight geographic area.  It’s just my personality.  I also wouldn’t be involved personally.  Instead, I would find an honest, hardworking restaurant manager who had been in the industry for 20 years and was willing to take a minority stake by investing their own money along with mine.  They take care of the company, and I expand the store count under their control.  We both prosper as our shares of whichever limited liability company that owns the Dairy Queen franchise increase in value.

Maybe it’s because I follow Charlie Munger’s advice and keep a lot of “silly needs” out of my life.  I avoid debt, I pay my taxes, and I try and live on a modest amount taken from my writing royalties, advertising earnings, and other comparable sources.  In fact, the odds are very good that I live on less than many of the people reading this blog.  I’d rather the money go into my businesses or investments.  Is it really that difficult to live on, say, $65,000 or $100,000 per year and reinvest your profit?  Really?

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For every $1 in home value lost by a seller, there is $1 saved by the buyer. No one is talking about this, but the housing crisis represents a massive transfer of wealth to the younger generation (35 years and under) from the older generation.

As Warren Buffett pointed out in this year’s letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders, for every house that falls in value and pushes one family into bankruptcy, another American family benefits from the lower prices as new households are created due to the younger generation graduating from college, settling down, and moving out of their parents’ houses.

So, the 50 year old that lost all of their home equity is in trouble, but the 22 year old getting married now has much more affordable housing options available, resulting in more cash in his or her wallet each month.  As Buffett put it:

Prices will remain far below “bubble” levels, of course, but for every seller (or lender) hurt by this there will be a buyer who benefits. Indeed, many families that couldn’t afford to buy an appropriate home a few years ago now find it well within their means because the bubble burst.

No one is talking about that, though, because it’s somewhat harder to measure.  This is my point when people talk about being at the mercy of the economy … I don’t buy it because there are always intelligent things to do.  If you thought housing was going to fall years ago, you could have shorted the housing market index or construction companies.  I read one account the other day where some of the nation’s top home builders sold everything they owned, approached the private wealth management division of UBS, and put their entire net worth in high-grade bonds.  The newspapers were full every day of headlines screaming, “Housing hits new high!”  How many people took advantage of it?

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Every time you shop at a company, see their products selling well, or hear good things about a firm, it is an opportunity to research a potential investment idea. It doesn't mean you should actually buy shares, but it might just be a great place to start your search. Think of all the investors that found Wal-Mart Stores, Nike, Dollar General, Microsoft, Home Depot, Walt Disney, or Coca-Cola long before they had appreciated 10,000% or more (but were known in virtually all American households).

Years ago, I wrote an article called Finding Investment Ideas for Your Portfolio for About.com, a division of The New York Times.  I’ve been thinking for the past few days about how it is that I seem to come across so many opportunities and then I realized that most people like me are always looking whereas the average American isn’t.

By that, I mean that every time I walk into a business, without exception, the first thought that occurs to me as I look around is, “I wonder if this company is publicly traded.”  If it looks promising, I add it to a mental list and during my regular research periods each week, I pull all of the information I can about the company, or the corporate parent, and begin attempting to value it conservatively. It only takes a few, or even one, great investment in a lifetime to be financially independent.

If my friends and family could actually hear my thoughts, it would be amusing.  As we walk through the aisles of Wal-Mart, I am thinking to myself, “Wal-Mart has a net profit margin of 3.3%.  So, if I buy this $49.95 video game, the stockholders, who are the owners, are going to generate after-tax profit of $1.65 on the sale.  With a dividend payout ratio of roughly 30%, $0.50 of that will be distributed as a cash dividend and the remaining $1.15 will go toward expansion or stock buybacks.  With 3,810,171,967 shares of stock outstanding, each share of the company is entitled to $0.000000000433051 of the profit.” Sometimes, I actually pull out a calculator to compute figures as I stroll besides the shopping cart.

It’s almost like a game of chess, or solving a puzzle where the pieces are constantly moving and half of the box is missing.  I love the game.  Particularly, I like that if I’m right, I make money for the people about whom I care, so they can buy nicer clothes, pay off their debt, take vacations, or send their kids to music lessons.  That matters to me far more than the idea of owning a Net Jet.  It provides me with a real sense of satisfaction.  Most people can’t say they actually make a difference in people’s lives.  I can.

Yet, this idea of looking for such opportunities never occurs to most people.  Here’s an example from my own family …

Ed’s Sporting Goods: An Example In My Own Family

Members of my extended family owned a business called Ed’s Sporting Goods that at one time was the largest sporting goods retailer and team dealer in Northwest Missouri.  Now, it was a successful business – far more successful than the average entrepreneur and something about which the owners are, and rightfully should be, proud.

Dollar General is a perfect example of a simple business, with an easy to understand model for making money, that people could have purchased and become very wealthy from over a period of 10+ years. The company was bought out by a private equity group several years ago.

I remember going out to lunch with my Grandma Kathryn at a local Chinese restaurant (we’ve done that since I was a kid whenever we’re both in town) and talking about stocks.  She said that for years she had been thinking about buying shares of stock in Dollar General but had just never gotten around to it.  I understood this perfectly because I had done the same thing with Apple (despite making a ton of money on companies such as American Eagle Outfitters, I stood by and watched Apple skyrocket 1,400% without buying a single share, even though I switched from PC to Mac both personally and at my businesses, knew how well it was doing, and greatly admired its management team!).

Had they taken just a tiny portion of the sales of Nike products and used it to buy shares of Nike stock, they would have had north of $4 million today from this single decision.

Anyway, a few days later, this got me thinking about how we often ignore what is right in front of our face because we are familiar with it.  During its 25+ year rise, Ed’s Sporting Goods was a huge dealer of Nike products, from shoes to apparel.  I started working on the math and asked myself, “What if they had taken just a tiny amount of the cash – even as little as what they spent on a part-time employee, and had instead regularly bought shares of this company that they knew, from first hand experience, was doing very, very well?“  I don’t remember the exact result, but I figured that my Grandmother and Uncle walked away from somewhere north of $4 million by missing that opportunity.

Why?  People aren’t taught to look for those opportunities unless they come from wealthy families which, at that point, we were not.  They also missed Wal-Mart, which placed two of its first 150 stores in St. Joseph and Warrensburg, where some of the first Ed’s Sporting Goods were!  Walton’s company was literally a start-up right alongside their retailer, in the same city, and they shopped there personally.  The same thing with Microsoft.  The store, due to its screen printing business, was one of the first to adopt Microsoft DOS and later, Windows 3.1.  The same goes for Rawlings Sporting Goods, which is now part of Berkshire Hathaway.  And Blue Chip Stamps, which my dad said they used in California all the time, which is now part of Berkshire Hathaway.  And Benjamin Moore, which operated a store next door, and is now part of Berkshire Hathaway.  And Champion apparel.  And Reebok.  And Pepsi, which apparently my Grandfather drank all the time.  The list goes on and on … but it shouldn’t be depressing, it should be exciting that every few years, we are all presented with more investing opportunities.

The Bottom Line

The bottom line of this is to point out that we are all surrounded by opportunity all the time.  Here’s the million-dollar question (literally): How many people do you know who actually devote hours each day to identifying and then acquiring those opportunities?  Most people would rather spend time studying new washer and dryer models, upgrading their furniture, or reading the sports pages.

There’s nothing wrong with that.  But if you spend more hours each week planning on spending money, such as looking at new cars or houses, than you do planning on how to acquire more cash-generating assets, the result is going to be a drastic reduction in your standard of living. This pattern seems to be playing out with a lot of my friends from college who now seem to realize that you aren’t successful because you have the house, or you have the car, or you have the clothes.  Those are merely by-products of having the wealth, which (again) consists of cash-generating assets.

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By Charlie Munger (Warren Buffett’s partner at Berkshire Hathaway)
Speech at Harvard Law School (1995)

Transcription, comments [in brackets] by Whitney Tilson

Charles Munger, Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway

Munger: Although I am very interested in the subject of human misjudgment — and lord knows I’ve created a good bit of it — I don’t think I’ve created my full statistical share, and I think that o­ne of the reasons was I tried to do something about this terrible ignorance I left the Harvard Law School with.

When I saw this patterned irrationality, which was so extreme, and I had no theory or anything to deal with it, but I could see that it was extreme, and I could see that it was patterned, I just started to create my own system of psychology, partly by casual reading, but largely from personal experience, and I used that pattern to help me get through life. Fairly late in life I stumbled into this book, Influence, by a psychologist named Bob Cialdini, who became a super-tenured hotshot o­n a 2,000-person faculty at a very young age. And he wrote this book, which has now sold 300-odd thousand copies, which is remarkable for somebody. Well, it’s an academic book aimed at a popular audience that filled in a lot of holes in my crude system. In those holes it filled in, I thought I had a system that was a good-working tool, and I’d like to share that o­ne with you.

And I came here because behavioral economics. How could economics not be behavioral? If it isn’t behavioral, what the hell is it? And I think it’s fairly clear that all reality has to respect all other reality. If you come to inconsistencies, they have to be resolved, and so if there’s anything valid in psychology, economics has to recognize it, and vice versa. So I think the people that are working o­n this fringe between economics and psychology are absolutely right to be there, and I think there’s been plenty wrong over the years. Well let me romp through as much of this list as I have time to get through:

24 Standard Causes of Human Misjudgment

1. Under-recognition of the power of what psychologists call ‘reinforcement’ and economists call ‘incentives.’

Well you can say, “Everybody knows that.” Well I think I’ve been in the top 5% of my age cohort all my life in understanding the power of incentives, and all my life I’ve underestimated it. And never a year passes but I get some surprise that pushes my limit a little farther.

One of my favorite cases about the power of incentives is the Federal Express case. The heart and soul of the integrity of the system is that all the packages have to be shifted rapidly in o­ne central location each night. And the system has no integrity if the whole shift can’t be done fast. And Federal Express had o­ne hell of a time getting the thing to work. And they tried moral suasion, they tried everything in the world,
and finally somebody got the happy thought that they were paying the night shift by the hour, and that maybe if they paid them by the shift, the system would work better. And lo and behold, that solution worked .

Early in the history of Xerox, Joe Wilson, who was then in the government, had to go back to Xerox because he couldn’t understand how their better, new machine was selling so poorly in relation to their older and inferior machine. Of course when he got there he found out that the commission arrangement with the salesmen gave a tremendous incentive to the inferior machine.

And here at Harvard, in the shadow of B.F. Skinner — there was a man who really was into reinforcement as a powerful thought, and, you know, Skinner’s lost his reputation in a lot of places, but if you were to analyze the entire history of experimental science at Harvard, he’d be in the top handful. His experiments were very ingenious, the results were counter-intuitive, and they were important. It is not given to experimental science to do better. What gummed up Skinner’s reputation is that he developed a case of what I always call man-with-a-hammer syndrome: to the man with a hammer, every problem tends to look pretty much like a nail. And Skinner had o­ne of the more extreme cases in the history of Academia, and this syndrome doesn’t exempt bright people. It’s just a man with a hammer…and Skinner is an extreme example of that. And later, as I go down my list, let’s go back and try and figure out why people, like Skinner, get man-with-a-hammer syndrome.

Incidentally, when I was at the Harvard Law School there was a professor, naturally at Yale, who was derisively discussed at Harvard, and they used to say, “Poor old Blanchard. He thinks declaratory judgments will cure cancer.” And that’s the way Skinner got. And not only that, he was literary, and he scorned opponents who had any different way of thinking or thought anything else was important. This is not a way to make a lasting reputation if the other people turn out to also be doing something important.

2. My second factor is simple psychological denial.

This first really hit me between the eyes when a friend of our family had a super-athlete, super-student son who flew off a carrier in the north Atlantic and never came back, and his mother, who was a very sane woman, just never believed that he was dead. And, of course, if you turn on the television, you’ll find the mothers of the most obvious criminals that man could ever diagnose, and they all think their sons are innocent. That’s simple psychological denial. The reality is too painful to bear, so you just distort it until it’s bearable. We all do that to some extent, and it’s a common psychological misjudgment that causes terrible problems.

3. Incentive-cause bias, both in o­ne’s own mind and that of o­nes trusted advisor, where it creates what economists call ‘agency costs.’

Here, my early experience was a doctor who sent bushel baskets full of normal gall bladders down to the pathology lab in the leading hospital in Lincoln, Nebraska. And with that quality control for which community hospitals are famous, about five years after he should’ve been removed from the staff, he was. And o­ne of the old doctors who participated in the removal was also a family friend, and I asked him: I said, “Tell me, did he think, ‘Here’s a way for me to exercise my talents’” — this guy was very skilled technically– “‘and make a high living by doing a few maimings and murders every year, along with some frauds?’” And he said, “Hell no, Charlie. He thought that the gall bladder was the source of all medical evil, and if you really love your patients, you couldn’t get that organ out rapidly enough.”

Now that’s an extreme case, but in lesser strength, it’s present in every profession and in every human being. And it causes perfectly terrible behavior. If you take sales presentations and brokers of commercial real estate and businesses… I’m 70 years old, I’ve never seen o­ne I thought was even within hailing distance of objective truth. If you want to talk about the power of incentives and the power of rationalized, terrible behavior: after the Defense Department had had enough experience with cost-plus percentage of cost contracts, the reaction of our republic was to make it a crime for the federal
government to write o­ne, and not o­nly a crime, but a felony.

And by the way, the government’s right, but a lot of the way the world is run, including most law firms and a lot of other places, they’ve still got a cost-plus percentage of cost system. And human nature, with its version of what I call ‘incentive-caused bias,’ causes this terrible abuse. And many of the people who are doing it you would be glad to have married into your family compared to what you’re otherwise going to get. [Laughter]

Now there are huge implications from the fact that the human mind is put together this way, and that is that people who create things like cash registers, which make most [dishonest] behavior hard, are some of the effective saints of our civilization. And the cash register was a great moral instrument when it was created. And Patterson knew that, by the way. He had a little store, and the people were stealing him blind and never made any money, and people sold him a couple of cash registers and it went to profit immediately. And, of course, he closed the store and went into the cash register business…

And so this is a huge, important thing. If you read the psychology texts, you will find that if they’re 1,000 pages long, there’s o­ne sentence. Somehow incentive-caused bias has escaped the standard survey course in psychology.

4. Fourth, and this is a superpower in error-causing psychological tendency: bias from consistency and commitment tendency, including the tendency to avoid or promptly resolve cognitive dissonance. Includes the self-confirmation tendency of all conclusions, particularly expressed conclusions, and with a special persistence for conclusions that are hard-won.

Well what I’m saying here is that the human mind is a lot like the human egg, and the human egg has a shut-off device. When o­ne sperm gets in, it shuts down so the next o­ne can’t get in. The human mind has a big tendency of the same sort. And here again, it doesn’t just catch ordinary mortals; it catches the deans of physics. According to Max Planck, the really innovative, important new physics was never really accepted by the old guard. Instead a new guard came along that was less brain-blocked by its previous conclusions. And if Max Planck’s crowd had this consistency and commitment tendency that kept their old inclusions intact in spite of disconfirming evidence, you can imagine what the crowd that you and I are part of behaves like.

And of course, if you make a public disclosure of your conclusion, you’re pounding it into your own head. Many of these students that are screaming at us, you know, they aren’t convincing us, but they’re forming mental change for themselves, because what they’re shouting out [is] what they’re pounding in. And I think educational institutions that create a climate where too much of that goes o­n are…in a fundamental sense, they’re irresponsible institutions. It’s very important to not put your brain in chains too young by what you shout out.

And all these things like painful qualifying and initiation rituals pound in your commitments and your ideas. The Chinese brainwashing system, which was for war prisoners, was way better than anybody else’s. They maneuvered people into making tiny little commitments and declarations, and then they’d slowly build. That worked way better than torture.

5. Fifth: bias from Pavlovian association, misconstruing past correlation as a reliable basis for decision-making.

I never took a course in psychology, or economics either for that matter, but I did learn about Pavlov in high school biology. And the way they taught it, you know, so the dog salivated when the bell rang. So what? Nobody made the least effort to tie that to the wide world. Well the truth of the matter is that Pavlovian association is an enormously powerful psychological force in the daily life of all of us. And, indeed, in economics we wouldn’t have money without the role of so-called secondary reinforcement, which is a pure psychological phenomenon demonstrated in the laboratory.

Practically…I’d say 3/4 of advertising works o­n pure Pavlov. Think how association, pure association, works. Take Coca-Cola company (we’re the biggest share-holder). They want to be associated with every wonderful image: heroics in the Olympics, wonderful music, you name it. They don’t want to be associated with presidents’ funerals and so-forth. When have you seen a Coca-Cola ad…and the association really works.

And all these psychological tendencies work largely or entirely o­n a subconscious level, which makes them very insidious. Now you’ve got Persian messenger syndrome. The Persians really did kill the messenger who brought the bad news. You think that is dead? I mean you should’ve seen Bill Paley in his last 20 years. [Paley was the former owner, chairman and CEO of CBS; see http://www.kcmetro.cc.mo.us/pennvalley/biology/lewis/crosby/paley.htm for his bio.] He didn’t hear o­ne damn thing he didn’t want to hear. People knew that it was bad for the messenger to bring Bill Paley things he didn’t want to hear. Well that means that the leader gets in a cocoon of unreality, and this is a great big enterprise, and boy, did he make some dumb decisions in the last 20 years.

And now the Persian messenger syndrome is alive and well. I saw, some years ago, Arco and Exxon arguing over a few hundred millions of ambiguity in their North Slope treaties before a superior court judge in Texas, with armies of lawyers and experts o­n each side. Now this is a Mad Hatter’s tea party: two engineering-style companies can’t resolve some ambiguity without spending tens of millions of dollars in some Texas superior court? In my opinion what happens is that nobody wants to bring the bad news to the executives up the line. But here’s a few hundred million dollars you thought you had that you don’t. And it’s much safer to act like the Persian messenger who goes away to hide rather than bring home the news of the battle lost.

Talking about economics, you get a very interesting phenomenon that I’ve seen over and over again in a long life. You’ve got two products; suppose they’re complex, technical products. Now you’d think, under the laws of economics, that if product A costs X, if product Y costs X minus something, it will sell better than if it sells at X plus something, but that’s not so. In many cases when you raise the price of the alternative products, it’ll get a larger market share than it would when you make it lower than your competitor’s product. That’s because the bell, a Pavlovian bell — I mean ordinarily there’s a correlation between price and value — then you have an information inefficiency. And so when you raise the price, the sales go up relative to your competitor. That happens again and again and again. It’s a pure Pavlovian phenomenon. You can say, “Well, the economists have figured this sort of thing out when they started talking about information inefficiencies,” but that was fairly late in economics that they found such an obvious thing. And, of course, most of them don’t ask what causes the information inefficiencies.

Well o­ne of the things that causes it is pure old Pavlov and his dog. Now you’ve got bios from Skinnerian association: operant conditioning, you know, where you give the dog a reward and pound in the behavior that preceded the dog’s getting the award. And, of course, Skinner was able to create superstitious pigeons by having the rewards come by accident with certain occurrences, and, of course, we all know people who are the human equivalents of superstitious pigeons. That’s a very powerful phenomenon. And, of course, operant conditioning really works. I mean the people in the center who think that operant conditioning is important are very much right, it’s just that Skinner overdid it a little.

Where you see in business just perfectly horrible results from psychologically-rooted tendencies is in accounting. If you take Westinghouse, which blew, what, two or three billion dollars pre-tax at least loaning developers to build hotels, and virtually 100% loans? Now you say any idiot knows that if there’s o­ne thing you don’t like it’s a developer, and another you don’t like it’s a hotel. And to make a 100% loan to a developer who’s going to build a hotel… [Laughter] But this guy, he probably was an engineer or something, and he didn’t take psychology any more than I did, and he got out there in the hands of these salesmen operating under their version of incentive-caused bias, where any damned way of getting Westinghouse to do it was considered normal business, and they just blew it.

That would never have been possible if the accounting system hadn’t been such but for the initial phase of every transaction it showed wonderful financial results. So people who have loose accounting standards are just inviting perfectly horrible behavior in other people. And it’s a sin, it’s an absolute sin. If you carry bushel baskets full of money through the ghetto, and made it easy to steal, that would be a considerable human sin, because you’d be causing a lot of bad behavior, and the bad behavior would spread. Similarly an institution that gets sloppy accounting commits a real human sin, and it’s also a dumb way to do business, as Westinghouse has so wonderfully proved.

Oddly enough nobody mentions, at least nobody I’ve seen, what happened with Joe Jett and Kidder Peabody. The truth of the matter is the accounting system was such that by punching a few buttons, the Joe Jetts of the world could show profits, and profits that showed up in things that resulted in rewards and esteem and every other thing… Well the Joe Jetts are always with us, and they’re not really to blame, in my judgment at least. But that bastard who created that foolish accounting system who, so far as I know, has not been flayed alive, ought to be.

6. Sixth: bias from reciprocation tendency, including the tendency of one o­n a roll to act as other persons expect.

Well here, again, Cialdini does a magnificent job at this, and you’re all going to be given a copy of Cialdini’s book. And if you have half as much sense as I think you do, you will immediately order copies for all of your children and several of your friends. You will never make a better investment.

It is so easy to be a patsy for what he calls the compliance practitioners of this life. At any rate, reciprocation tendency is a very, very powerful phenomenon, and Cialdini demonstrated this by running around a campus, and he asked people to take juvenile delinquents to the zoo. And it was a campus, and so o­ne in six actually agreed to do it. And after he’d accumulated a statistical output he went around o­n the same campus and he asked other people, he said, “Gee, would you devote two afternoons a week to taking juvenile delinquents somewhere and suffering greatly yourself to help them,” and there he got 100% of the people to say no. But after he’d made the first request, he backed up a little, and he said, “Would you at least take them to the zoo o­ne afternoon?” He raised the compliance rate from a third to a half. He got three times the success by just going through the little ask-for-a-lot-and-back-off.

Now if the human mind, o­n a subconscious level, can be manipulated that way and you don’t know it, I always use the phrase, “You’re like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.” I mean you are really giving a lot of quarter to the external world that you can’t afford to give. And o­n this so-called role theory, where you tend to act in the way that other people expect, and that’s reciprocation if you think about the way society is organized.

A guy named Zimbardo had people at Stanford divide into two pieces: o­ne were the guards and the other were the prisoners, and they started acting out roles as people expected. He had to stop the experiment after about five days. He was getting into human misery and breakdown and pathological behavior. I mean it was…it was awesome. However, Zimbardo is greatly misinterpreted. It’s not just reciprocation tendency and role theory that caused that, it’s consistency and commitment tendency. Each person, as he acted as a guard or a prisoner, the action itself was pounding in the idea. [For more o­n this famous experiment:

http://www.prisonexp.org/]

Wherever you turn, this consistency and commitment tendency is affecting you. In other words, what you think may change what you do, but perhaps even more important, what you do will change what you think. And you can say, “Everybody knows that.” I want to tell you I didn’t know it well enough early enough.

7. Seventh, now this is a lollapalooza, and Henry Kaufman wisely talked about this: bias from over-influence by social proof — that is, the conclusions of others, particularly under conditions of natural uncertainty and stress.

And here, o­ne of the cases the psychologists use is Kitty Genovese, where all these people — I don’t know, 50, 60, 70 of them — just sort of sat and did nothing while she was slowly murdered. Now o­ne of the explanations is that everybody looked at everybody else and nobody else was doing anything, and so there’s automatic social proof that the right thing to do is nothing. That’s not a good enough explanation for Kitty Genovese, in my judgment. That’s o­nly part of it. There are microeconomic ideas and gain/loss ratios and so forth that also come into play. I think time and time again, in reality, psychological notions and economic notions interplay, and the man who doesn’t understand both is a damned fool.

Big-shot businessmen get into these waves of social proof. Do you remember some years ago when o­ne oil company bought a fertilizer company, and every other major oil company practically ran out and bought a fertilizer company? And there was no more damned reason for all these oil companies to buy fertilizer companies, but they didn’t know exactly what to do, and if Exxon was doing it, it was good enough for Mobil, and vice versa. I think they’re all gone now, but it was a total disaster.

Now let’s talk about efficient market theory, a wonderful economic doctrine that had a long vogue in spite of the experience of Berkshire Hathaway. In fact o­ne of the economists who won — he shared a Nobel Prize — and as he looked at Berkshire Hathaway year after year, which people would throw in his face as saying maybe the market isn’t quite as efficient as you think, he said, “Well, it’s a two-sigma event.” And then he said we were a three-sigma event. And then he said we were a four-sigma event. And he finally got up to six sigmas — better to add a sigma than change a theory, just because the evidence comes in differently. [Laughter] And, of course, when this share of a Nobel Prize went into money management himself, he sank like a stone.

If you think about the doctrines I’ve talked about, namely, o­ne, the power of reinforcement — after all you do something and the market goes up and you get paid and rewarded and applauded and what have you, meaning a lot of reinforcement, if you make a bet o­n a market and the market goes with you. Also, there’s social proof. I mean the prices o­n the market are the ultimate form of social proof, reflecting what other people think, and so the combination is very powerful. Why would you expect general market levels to always be totally efficient, say even in 1973-74 at the pit, or in 1972 or whatever it was when the Nifty 50 were in their heyday? If these psychological notions are correct, you would expect some waves of irrationality, which carry general levels, so they’re inconsistent with reason.

8. Nine [he means eight]: what made these economists love the efficient market theory is the math was so elegant.

And after all, math was what they’d learned to do. To the man with a hammer, every problem tends to look pretty much like a nail. The alternative truth was a little messy, and they’d forgotten the great economists Keynes, whom I think said, “Better to be roughly right than precisely wrong.”

9. Bias from contrast-caused distortions of sensation, perception and cognition.

Here, the great experiment that Cialdini does in his class is he takes three buckets of water: o­ne’s hot, o­ne’s cold and o­ne’s room temperature, and he has the student stick his left hand in the hot water and his right hand in the cold water. Then he has them remove the hands and put them both in the room temperature bucket, and of course with both hands in the same bucket of water, o­ne seems hot, the other seems cold because the sensation apparatus of man is over-influenced by contrast. It has no absolute scale; it’s got a contrast scale in it. And it’s a scale with quantum effects in it too. It takes a certain percentage change before it’s noticed.

Maybe you’ve had a magician remove your watch — I certainly have — without your noticing it. It’s the same thing. He’s taking advantage of contrast-type troubles in your sensory apparatus. But here the great truth is that cognition mimics sensation, and the cognition manipulators mimic the watch-removing magician. In other words, people are manipulating you all day long o­n this contrast phenomenon.

Cialdini cites the case of the real estate broker. And you’ve got the rube that’s been transferred into your town, and the first thing you do is you take the rube out to two of the most awful, overpriced houses you’ve ever seen, and then you take the rube to some moderately overpriced house, and then you stick him. And it works pretty well, which is why the real estate salesmen do it. And it’s always going to work.

And the accidents of life can do this to you, and it can ruin your life. In my generation, when women lived at home until they got married, I saw some perfectly terrible marriages made by highly desirable women because they lived in terrible homes. And I’ve seen some terrible second marriages which were made because they were slight improvements over an even worse first marriage. You think you’re immune from these things, and you laugh, and I want to tell you, you aren’t.

My favorite analogy I can’t vouch for the accuracy of. I have this worthless friend I like to play bridge with, and he’s a total intellectual amateur that lives o­n inherited money, but he told me o­nce something I really enjoyed hearing. He said, “Charlie,” he say, “If you throw a frog into very hot water, the frog will jump out, but if you put the frog in room temperature water and just slowly heat the water up, the frog will die there.” Now I don’t know whether that’s true about a frog, but it’s sure as hell true about many of the businessmen I know [laughter], and there, again, it is the contrast phenomenon. But these are hot-shot, high-powered people. I mean these are not fools. If it comes to you in small pieces, you’re likely to miss, so if you’re going to be a person of good judgment, you have to do something about this warp in your head where it’s so misled by mere contrast.

10. Bias from over-influence by authority.

Well here, the Milgrim experiment, as it’s called — I think there have been 1,600 psychological papers written about Milgrim. And he had a person posing as an authority figure trick ordinary people into giving what they had every reason to expect was heavy torture by electric shock to perfectly innocent fellow citizens. And he was trying to show why Hitler succeeded and a few other things, and so this really caught the fancy of the world. Partly it’s so politically correct, and over-influence by authority…

You’ll like this o­ne: You get a pilot and a co-pilot. The pilot is the authority figure. They don’t do this in airplanes, but they’ve done it in simulators. They have the pilot do something where the co-pilot, who’s been trained in simulators a long time — he knows he’s not to allow the plane to crash — they have the pilot to do something where an idiot co-pilot would know the plane was going to crash, but the pilot’s doing it, and the co-pilot is sitting there, and the pilot is the authority figure. 25% of the time the plane crashes. I mean this is a very powerful psychological tendency. It’s not quite as powerful as some people think, and I’ll get to that later.

11. Bias from deprival super-reaction syndrome, including bias caused by present or threatened scarcity, including threatened removal of something almost possessed, but never possessed.

Here I took the Munger dog, a lovely, harmless dog. The o­nly way to get that dog to bite you is to try and take something out of its mouth after it was already there. And you know, if you’ve tried to do takeaways in labor negotiations, you’ll know that the human version of that dog is there in all of us. And I have a neighbor, a predecessor who had a little island around the house, and his next door neighbor put a little pine tree o­n it that was about three feet high, and it turned his 180 degree view of the harbor into 179 3/4. Well they had a blood feud like the Hatfields and McCoys, and it went o­n and o­n and o­n…

I mean people are really crazy about minor decrements down. And then, if you act o­n them, then you get into reciprocation tendency, because you don’t just reciprocate affection, you reciprocate animosity, and the whole thing can escalate. And so huge insanities can come from just subconsciously over-weighing the importance of what you’re losing or almost getting and not getting.

And the extreme business case here was New Coke. Coca-Cola has the most valuable trademark in the world. We’re the major shareholder — I think we understand that trademark. Coke has armies of brilliant engineers, lawyers, psychologists, advertising executives and so forth, and they had a trademark o­n a flavor, and they’d spent the better part of 100 years getting people to believe that trademark had all these intangible values too. And people associate it with a flavor. And so they were going to tell people not that it was improved, because you can’t improve a flavor. A flavor is a matter of taste. I mean you may improve a detergent or something, but don’t think you’re going to make a major change in a flavor. So they got this huge deprival super-reaction syndrome.

Pepsi was within weeks of coming out with old Coke in a Pepsi bottle, which would’ve been the biggest fiasco in modern times. Perfect insanity. And by the way, both Goizuetta [Coke's CEO at the time] and Keough [an influential former president and director of the company] are just wonderful about it. I mean they just joke. Keough always says, “I must’ve been away o­n vacation.” He participated in every single decision — he’s a wonderful guy. And by the way, Goizuetta is a wonderful, smart guy — an engineer. Smart people make these terrible boners. How can you not understand deprival super-reaction syndrome? But people do not react symmetrically to loss and gain. Well maybe a great bridge player like Zeckhauser does, but that’s a trained response. Ordinary people, subconsciously affected by their inborn tendencies…

12. Bias from envy/jealousy.

Well envy/jealousy made, what, two out of the ten commandments? Those of you who have raised siblings you know about envy, or tried to run a law firm or investment bank or even a faculty? I’ve heard Warren say a half a dozen times, “It’s not greed that drives the world, but envy.”

Here again, you go through the psychology survey courses, and you go to the index: envy/jealousy, 1,000-page book, it’s blank. There’s some blind spots in academia, but it’s an enormously powerful thing, and it operates, to a considerable extent, o­n the subconscious level. Anybody who doesn’t understand it is taking o­n defects he shouldn’t have.

13. Bias from chemical dependency.

Well, we don’t have to talk about that. We’ve all seen so much of it, but it’s interesting how it’ll always cause this moral breakdown if there’s any need, and it always involves massive denial. See it just aggravates what we talked about earlier in the aviator case, the tendency to distort reality so that it’s endurable.

14. Bias from mis-gambling compulsion.

Well here, Skinner made the o­nly explanation you’ll find in the standard psychology survey course. He, of course, created a variable reinforcement rate for his pigeons and his mice, and he found that that would pound in the behavior better than any other enforcement pattern. And he says, “Ah ha! I’ve explained why gambling is such a powerful, addictive force in this civilization.” I think that is, to a very considerable extent, true, but being Skinner, he seemed to think that was the o­nly explanation, but the truth of the matter is that the devisors of these modern machines and techniques know a lot of things that Skinner didn’t know.

For instance, a lottery. You have a lottery where you get your number by lot, and then somebody draws a number by lot, it gets lousy play. You have a lottery where people get to pick their number, you get big play. Again, it’s this consistency and commitment thing. People think if they have committed to it, it has to be good. The minute they’ve picked it themselves it gets an extra validity. After all, they thought it and they acted o­n it.

Then if you take the slot machines, you get bar, bar, walnut. And it happens again and again and again. You get all these near misses. Well that’s deprival super-reaction syndrome, and boy do the people who create the machines understand human psychology. And for the high-IQ crowd they’ve got poker machines where you make choices. So you can play blackjack, so to speak, with the machine. It’s wonderful what we’ve done
with our computers to ruin the civilization.

But at any rate, mis-gambling compulsion is a very, very powerful and important thing. Look at what’s happening to our country: every Indian has a reservation, every river town, and look at the people who are ruined by it with the aid of their stock brokers and others. And again, if you look in the standard textbook of psychology you’ll find practically nothing o­n it except maybe o­ne sentence talking about Skinner’s rats. That is not an adequate coverage of the subject.

15. Bias from liking distortion, including the tendency to especially like o­neself, o­ne’s own kind and o­ne’s own idea structures, and the tendency to be especially susceptible to being misled by someone liked. Disliking distortion, bias from that, the reciprocal of liking distortion and the tendency not to learn appropriately from someone disliked.

Well here, again, we’ve got hugely powerful tendencies, and if you look at the wars in part of the Harvard Law School, as we sit here, you can see that very brilliant people get into this almost pathological behavior. And these are very, very powerful, basic, subconscious psychological tendencies, or at least party subconscious.

Now let’s get back to B.F. Skinner, man-with-a-hammer syndrome revisited. Why is man-with-a-hammer syndrome always present? Well if you stop to think about it, it’s incentive-caused bias. His professional reputation is all tied up with what he knows. He likes himself and he likes his own ideas, and he’s expressed them to other people — consistency and commitment tendency. I mean you’ve got four or five of these elementary psychological tendencies combining to create this man-with-a-hammer syndrome.

Once you realize that you can’t really buy your thinking — partly you can, but largely you can’t in this world — you have learned a lesson that’s very useful in life. George Bernard Shaw had a character say in The Doctor’s Dilemma, “In the last analysis, every profession is a conspiracy against the laity.” But he didn’t have it quite right, because it isn’t so much a conspiracy as it is a subconscious, psychological tendency.

The guy tells you what is good for him. He doesn’t recognize that he’s doing anything wrong any more than that doctor did when he was pulling out all those normal gall bladders. And he believes his own idea structures will cure cancer, and he believes that the demons that he’s the guardian against are the biggest demons and the most important o­nes, and in fact they may be very small demons compared to the demons that you face. So you’re getting your advice in this world from your paid advisor with this huge load of ghastly bias. And woe to you.

There are o­nly two ways to handle it: you can hire your advisor and then just apply a windage factor, like I used to do when I was a rifle shooter. I’d just adjust for so many miles an hour wind. Or you can learn the basic elements of your advisor’s trade. You don’t have to learn very much, by the way, because if you learn just a little then you can make him explain why he’s right. And those two tendencies will take part of the warp out of the thinking you’ve tried to hire done. By and large it works terribly. I have never seen a management consultant’s report in my long life that didn’t end with the following paragraph: “What this situation really needs is more management consulting.” Never once. I always turn to the last page. Of course Berkshire doesn’t hire them, so I o­nly do this o­n sort of a voyeuristic basis. Sometimes I’m at a non-profit where some idiot hires o­ne. [Laughter]

16. Seventeen [he means 16]: bias from the non-mathematical nature of the human brain in its natural state as it deal with probabilities employing crude heuristics, and is often misled by mere contrast, a tendency to overweigh conveniently available information and other psychologically misrouted thinking tendencies o­n this list.

When the brain should be using the simple probability mathematics of Fermat and Pascal applied to all reasonably obtainable and correctly weighted items of information that are of value in predicting outcomes, the right way to think is the way Zeckhauser plays bridge. It’s just that simple. And your brain doesn’t naturally know how to think the way Zeckhauser knows how to play bridge. Now, you notice I put in that availability thing, and there I’m mimicking some very eminent psychologists [Daniel] Kahneman, Eikhout[?] (I hope I pronounced that right) and [Amos] Tversky, who raised the idea of availability to a whole heuristic of misjudgment. And they are very substantially right.

I mean ask the Coca-Cola Company, which has raised availability to a secular religion. If availability changes behavior, you will drink a helluva lot more Coke if it’s always available. I mean availability does change behavior and cognition. Nonetheless, even though I recognize that and applaud Tversky and Kahneman, I don’t like it for my personal system except as part of a greater sub-system, which is you’ve got to think the way Zeckhauser plays bridge. And it isn’t just the lack of availability that distorts your judgment. All the things o­n this list distort judgment. And I want to train myself to kind of mentally run down the list instead of just jumping o­n availability. So that’s why I state it the way I do.

In a sense these psychological tendencies make things unavailable, because if you quickly jump to o­ne thing, and then because you jumped to it the consistency and commitment tendency makes you lock in, boom, that’s error number o­ne. Or if something is very vivid, which I’m going to come to next, that will really pound in. And the reason that the thing that really matters is now unavailable and what’s extra-vivid wins is, I mean, the extra-vividness creates the unavailability. So I think it’s much better to have a whole list of things that would cause you to be less like Zeckhauser than it is just to jump o­n o­ne factor.

Here I think we should discuss John Gutfreund. This is a very interesting human example, which will be taught in every decent professional school for at least a full generation. Gutfreund has a trusted employee and it comes to light not through confession but by accident that the trusted employee has lied like hell to the government and manipulated the accounting system, and it was really equivalent to forgery. And the man immediately says, “I’ve never done it before, I’ll never do it again. It was an isolated example.” And of course it was obvious that he was trying to help the government as well as himself, because he thought the government had been dumb enough to pass a rule that he’d spoken against, and after all if the government’s not going to pay attention to a bond trader at Salomon, what kind of a government can
it be?

At any rate, this guy has been part of a little clique that has made, well, way over a billion dollars for Salomon in the very recent past, and it’s a little handful of people. And so there are a lot of psychological forces at work, and then you know the guy’s wife, and he’s right in front of you, and there’s human sympathy, and he’s sort of asking for your help, which encourages reciprocation, and there’s all these psychological tendencies are working, plus the fact he’s part of a group that had made a lot of money for you. At any rate, Gutfreund does not cashier the man, and of course he had done it before and he did do it again. Well now you look as though you almost wanted him to do it again. Or God knows what you look like, but it isn’t good. And that simple decision destroyed Jim Gutfreund, and it’s so easy to do.

Now let’s think it through like the bridge player, like Zeckhauser. You find an isolated example of a little old lady in the See’s Candy Company, o­ne of our subsidiaries, getting into the till. And what does she say? “I never did it before, I’ll never do it again. This is going to ruin my life. Please help me.” And you know her children and her friends, and she’d been around 30 years and standing behind the candy counter with swollen ankles. When you’re an old lady it isn’t that glorious a life. And you’re rich and powerful and there she is: “I never did it before, I’ll never do it again.” Well how likely is it that she never did it before? If you’re going to catch 10 embezzlements a year, what are the chances that any o­ne of them — applying what Tversky and Kahneman called baseline information — will be somebody who o­nly did it this o­nce? And the people who have done it before and are going to do it again, what are they all going to say? Well in the history of the See’s Candy Company they always say, “I never did it before, and I’m never going to do it again.” And we cashier them. It would be evil not to, because terrible behavior spreads.

Remember…what was it? Serpico? I mean you let that stuff…you’ve got social proof, you’ve got incentive-caused bias, you’ve got a whole lot of psychological factors that will cause the evil behavior to spread, and pretty soon the whole damn…your place is rotten, the civilization is rotten. It’s not the right way to behave. And I will admit that I have…when I knew the wife and children, I have paid severance pay when I fire somebody for taking a mistress o­n an extended foreign trip. It’s not the adultery I mind, it’s the embezzlement. But there, I wouldn’t do it like Gutfreund did it, where they’d been cheating somebody else o­n my behalf. There I think you have to cashier. But if they’re just stealing from you and you get rid of them, I don’t think you need the last ounce of vengeance. In fact I don’t think you need any vengeance. I don’t think vengeance is much good.

17. Now we come to bias from over-influence by extra-vivid evidence.

Here’s o­ne that…I’m at least $30 million poorer as I sit here giving this little talk because I o­nce bought 300 shares of a stock and the guy called me back and said, “I’ve got 1,500 more,” and I said, “Will you hold it for 15 minutes while I think about it?” And the CEO of this company — I have seen a lot of vivid peculiarities in a long life, but this guy set a world record; I’m talking about the CEO — and I just mis-weighed it. The truth of the matter was the situation was foolproof. He was soon going to be dead, and I turned down the extra 1,500 shares, and it’s now cost me $30 million. And that’s life in the big city. And it wasn’t something where stock was generally available. So it’s very easy to mis-weigh the vivid evidence, and Gutfreund did that when he looked into the man’s eyes and forgave a colleague.

18. Twenty-two [he means 18]: Mental confusion caused by information not arrayed in the mind and theory structures, creating sound generalizations developed in response to the question “Why?” Also, mis-influence from information that apparently but not really answers the question “Why?” Also, failure to obtain deserved influence caused by not properly explaining why.

Well we all know people who’ve flunked, and they try and memorize and they try and spout back and they just…it doesn’t work. The brain doesn’t work that way. You’ve got to array facts o­n the theory structures answering the question “Why?” If you don’t do that, you just cannot handle the world.

And now we get to Feuerstein, who was the general counsel with Salomon when Gutfreund made his big error, and Feuerstein knew better. He told Gutfreund, “You have to report this as a matter of morality and prudent business judgment.” He said, “It’s probably not illegal, there’s probably no legal duty to do it, but you have to do it as a matter of prudent conduct and proper dealing with your main customer.” He said that to Gutfreund o­n at least two or three occasions. And he stopped. And, of course, the persuasion failed, and when Gutfreund went down, Feuerstein went with him. It ruined a considerable part of Feuerstein’s life.

Well Feuerstein, [who] was a member of the Harvard Law Review, made an elementary psychological mistake. You want to persuade somebody, you really tell them why. And what did we learn in lesson o­ne? Incentives really matter? Vivid evidence really works? He should’ve told Gutfreund, “You’re likely to ruin your life and disgrace your family and lose your money.” And is Mozer worth this? I know both men. That would’ve worked. So Feuerstein flunked elementary psychology, this very sophisticated, brilliant lawyer. But don’t you do that. It’s not very hard to do, you know, just to remember that “Why?” is very important.

19. Other normal limitations of sensation, memory, cognition and knowledge.

Well, I don’t have time for that.

20. Stress-induced mental changes, small and large, temporary and permanent.

Here, my favorite example is the great Pavlov. He had all these dogs in cages, which had all been conditioned into changed behaviors, and the great Leningrad flood came and it just went right up and the dog’s in a cage. And the dog had as much stress as you can imagine a dog ever having. And the water receded in time to save some of the dogs, and Pavlov noted that they’d had a total reversal of their conditioned personality. And being the great scientist he was, he spent the rest of his life giving nervous breakdowns to dogs, and he learned a helluva lot that I regard as very interesting.

I have never known any Freudian analyst who knew anything about the last work of Pavlov, and I’ve never met a lawyer who understood that what Pavlov found out with those dogs had anything to do with programming and de-programming and cults and so forth. I mean the amount of elementary psychological ignorance that is out there in high levels is very significant[?].

21. Then we’ve got other common mental illnesses and declines, temporary and permanent, including the tendency to lose ability through disuse.

22. And then I’ve got development and organizational confusion from say-something syndrome.

And here my favorite thing is the bee, a honeybee. And a honeybee goes out and finds the nectar and he comes back, he does a dance that communicates to the other bees where the nectar is, and they go out and get it. Well some scientist who is clever, like B.F. Skinner, decided to do an experiment. He put the nectar straight up. Way up. Well, in a natural setting, there is no nectar where they’re all straight up, and the poor honeybee doesn’t have a genetic program that is adequate to handle what he now has to communicate. And you’d think the honeybee would come back to the hive and slink into a corner, but he doesn’t. He comes into the hive and does this incoherent dance, and all my life I’ve been dealing with the human equivalent of that honeybee. [Laughter] And it’s a very important part of human organization so the noise and the reciprocation and so forth of all these people who have what I call say-something syndrome don’t really affect the decisions.

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