Rainbow Pancakes

I came across these rainbow pancakes when reading the blogs and thought it was a really cool idea.  Of course, the fact that it reminds me of either a Christian Bible Camp or a gay pride parade is funny.  I like a little dichotomy in my breakfast.

I came across these rainbow pancakes when reading the blogs and thought it was a really cool idea. Of course, the fact that it reminds me of either a Christian Bible Camp or a gay pride parade is funny. There's nothing like a little dichotomy with breakfast (although I suppose the dichotomy itself may be a construct of Western Civilization but I've got better things to think about right now - like figuring out whether a 3% expense cap for a fund is too high until we reach $15 million in assets).

I happened to be sitting at the dining room table, a cup of coffee in one hand, writing out plans for potentially launching a mutual fund this year (this time around, it’s a Parker Duofold rollerball in an amber check pattern from the recent shipment of fine writing instruments we received at Kennon Home Accessories and its retail store, Kennon & Company).  As I was mulling over some ideas in my head, I happened to be reading the blogs, which is my customary morning routine that began back in the day when I had to consolidate a lot of information to share with my readers at Investing for Beginners at About.com.  Somewhere after the op-ed page in The Wall Street Journal and seeing that General Electric was at $16.68 and Berkshire Hathaway Class B at $74.36 per share, I came across a page about a Christian mom that baked rainbow pancakes for her children.

First, this is really cool.  The idea of a mom taking the time to do this for her children is awesome.  As a grown adult, though, I had to laugh because the first thing I thought when I laid eyes on the rainbow pancakes was one of three things

  1. This is the most Christian breakfast ever, complete with Noah and the Ark action figures, or
  2. Toucan Sam has expanded from Fruit Loops to other breakfast foods.  I need to get the Kellogg’s annual report again (last I knew, we owned a few hundred shares in our blue chip reserve portfolio so I could monitor it, along with a few dozen other companies), or
  3. This is the gayest, most rainbow-fabulous breakfast that has ever been created.  Like, rainbows and unicorns are going to burst out from the center when you put a fork in the stack of rainbow pancakes, a disco ball will lower from the ceiling, and you’re going to hear Daft Punk’s “One More Time” start blaring at 100 decibels.

This was funnier because Aaron came upstairs to talk to me about something and, upon seeing the rainbow pancakes, said he would have loved to have those as a kids because kids love color. So, in addition to our Julia Child Beef Bourguignon dinners, gourmet red wine chili, and chicken in cream sauce over rice (another Julia Child favorite), I think there’s a real possibility that there will be rainbow pancakes for breakfast one of these days just for the novelty of it.  Maybe we can have my niece over because this seems like something Kelsey would want to do.

The original author of the rainbow pancakes is at a blog called i am mommy.  She said she used this recipe to bake the rainbow pancakes, just added food coloring.  She has a lot more great pictures at her site so if you are interested, head on over there and check it out for more details.

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The Sin of Sodom and Gomorrah

Discussing the Sin of Sodom at a Family Dinner

After we left St. Louis, I stopped by to visit family and spent an afternoon at my grandmother’s house having dinner, discussing politics, and Christianity in general.  The conversation was great and had many of the same topics that the younger generation of Christians have been discussing on everything from abortion rights to international trade.

One of the things that came up was how often Christians spout scripture that they believe they know, yet have little or no understanding of where it occurs in the Bible, the cultural traditions of the times, or why it’s important in the broader scheme of the historical record.  Most Christians don’t even realize that the Catholic Bible used for thousands of years, and the more recent Protestant Bible that became popular after Martin Luther rebelled against Rome, have different books in them! If you need a reference tool, see this site, which lets you look up every translation for any given verse.

Using the Sin of Sodom as a Case Study

A perfect case study is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and the often referenced sin of sodom.  Please note that before we proceed, this has nothing to do with the current political debate – I’m not even going to go there right now.  Instead, it is an easy to understand illustration using a story that everyone who grew up in a Christian environment should know and be able to understand instinctively, making it a perfect tool for explaining our criticism with the state of the collective Church in the United States at this moment in time.

The background: In Hebrew, the word Sodom means “burnt” and the word Gomorrah means “a ruined heap” so the names that we now use to refer to the cities must have been given after the disaster and not the original names used by the people who lived there.We also know that Sodom and Gomorrah were not the only cities God destroyed in this manner – Admah and Zeboiim were also destroyed in judgment (see Deuteronomy 29:23).

For thousands of years, the word “Sodomite” literally meant “someone from Sodom”, just as American means someone from the United States.  In fact, the word “Sodomite” didn’t have any sexual connotation until the 13th century when the word came into the English language.  Yes, you read that right … the definition didn’t come into existence until 1,300 years after Jesus Christ walked the Earth. 

I think the worst part is that most Christians are so uneducated they don’t realize that sodomy includes oral sex, including oral sex among married couples (go pick up a damn dictionary). For centuries, man and wife, in the marriage bed, having oral sex was an unspeakable, filthy, abomination that required total repentance thanks mostly to the preaching of St. Thomas Aquinas, who believed that sex should exist only for procreative means.  Modern American culture, however, has conveniently forgotten this definition and now the same Christians that hold signs condemning sodomites go home and commit sodomy a few times a week, talking to friends and family about the holiness of their marriage bed.  It’s baffling people stake their soul on a book that most of them aren’t even willing to read in its entirety (that’s one of the reasons that my freshman year in college, I worked by way through every word from cover-to-cover over the course of eight or nine months).

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