Mr. Monopoly Does the Happy Dance

Mr. Monopoly is doing the happy dance today!

The accounting firm sent back our 2009 tax filings and it appears manageable.  (This is where you hear a massive, collective sigh from all of us at headquarters.)

By using Simplified Employee Pension accounts, mortgage interest deductions, and so-called “tax loss harvesting” techniques on our investments, we were able to drastically lower our taxable earnings.

It is a one-time, one-year reprieve, though, because the two new businesses are starting to pay off and I get the feeling we’re going to get a very, very large bill for the 2010 tax year.  And that’s fine because, in the words one one famous author, “I aspire to a tax problem.”  There are people who pay $100 million or $1 billion in taxes a year.  I hope to someday be one of them.  (I never understood people who are already rich going to prison to save a little bit more money by cheating on their taxes.  The logic completely escapes me.)

This means that over the next year, we should have strengthened the balance sheet further.  Mount Olympus Awards is already debt-free over than short-term accounts payable that are covered by current assets, and by Christmas, we hope to have everything in the businesses and personally paid off except for a small collection of loans that total roughly $336,000 and are at fixed rates of only 2.5% to 5.5% for the next 20 to 35 years and – you guessed it – are tax deductible!

Given that we generally dislike debt, why don’t we pay these off early?

There are a few reasons: (more…)

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People Who Are Drowning in Student Loan Debt

Victims of the Student Loan Industry or Irresponsible Borrowers?

Sallie Mae Master Promissory Note

The master promissory note from a typical Sallie Mae loan is ONLY TWO PAGES! I went through it and highlighted the sections that clearly spell out all of these "predatory" policies that "cheat" people out of their money. It's clear, in black and white, exactly what will happen if you don't make your payments. I'm sorry, but if you're too freakin' lazy to read two pages and you sign your name to the document without understanding it, how can anyone feel sorry for you (unless you had health problems because then you get a pass because you didn't do anything wrong)? You agreed to the terms and it explicitly explains how it will happen. You can click the image for the full-screen, highlighted version of the Sallie Mae Master Promissory Note. If you don't pay the balance, and interest is capitalized (added to the principal) so that you start to pay interest on interest, of course the balance can go from $25,000 to $300,000 over 20 years, just like an investment account can compound. It even says in plain English that they will apply any payments to the interest and penalties first before paying down your balance. If you didn't like those terms, WHY DID YOU TAKE THE MONEY?!

I was reading a site called Student Loan Justice as well as a piece at the Huffington Post where people are talking about their “overwhelming” student loan debt that is – wait for it – $15,000 or $30,000.  Basically, less than the value of a car.  Or a couple both of whom smoke a pack of cigarettes each day for five to ten years. Or 4 to 8 months of pre-tax income for the average American household.

Rational, full-grown legal adults who have the power to vote actually made a decision to borrow money, pay interest for the cost of “renting” that money, and then when it’s time to repay, want the government (read: everyone else, including you and me) to pony up the money because it’s cutting into their standard of living.  One guy on the site, not that long out of college, complains that he has a $1,250 per month payment and can’t live in New York City.  Then get the hell out of one of the most expensive cities in the world! I read a study a few weeks ago that showed New York was the single most difficult metropolitan area for a new college graduate to build wealth.  If you choose to take on a situation where the odds are against you, don’t complain when you don’t win.  Choosing your battles is the first and most important part of coming out ahead in life, just as it is in war or any other undertaking.

Maybe I’m not sympathetic because, as you know, both Aaron and I, as well as most of our friends, were first-generation college students that had to pay our own way through school (complete with a $140,000 price tag for each of us over four years). (more…)

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