While in the car over in Anaheim Hills after our drive back from Palm Springs this morning, we decided to double back to Laguna Beach before heading up to Santa Barbara and Montecito. This will give us a chance to rest, walk around the downtown area of the city since we both liked it so much more than we expected, and really get to know it better than we did the first time we drove through on our way to down to La Jolla and then back up to Temecula wine country.
[mainbodyad]We made a phone call and had someone book the nearest, easiest hotel relative to the downtown area around the Laguna Beach shops. We wanted to be able to walk out to the water and around the retailers, restaurants, and art galleries. They secured a spot for us at the Holiday Inn right across from the ocean. It’s an older hotel but so convenient I imagine it generates a lot of business during the busy seasons at rates disproportional to the room size and quality (typically $250 to $350 per night). I’d love to get my hands on the financial statements and value it.
It has so few rooms I can’t imagine the return on capital is very high given the incredible value of the land on which it stands, though it may appear to be given the historical cost of the property on the balance sheet of the owner if it’s been in his or her hands for a long time. This might be a side project of mine to satisfy the curiosity. Looks like I’ll be pulling property records when back home.
As always, the pictures enlarge if you want to see them in more detail.

We stayed at a Holiday Inn one block from the ocean, across the street from a grocery store, and a couple blocks from the heart of downtown Laguna Beach.

I liked the brand placement. I imagine the management of IHG plc would be proud as money is generated here in the United States to be shipped back to Great Britain in the form of the revenue share on the franchise agreement.

It’s built around an interior courtyard with an old-school deep end. You don’t see those in the Midwest hardly anymore. I like them better, personally.

If we do end up picking Southern California as the new base from which we live, my landscaping budget is going to balloon out of control. I can already tell … this sort of thing is like art to us. Who doesn’t want to walk around surrounded by it?

The Orange Inn, which was catty-corner from the hotel, boasted the best coffee in Laguna Beach. I’ll try them in the morning to test this assertion.

When we left the hotel and went towards the center of town, we were walking down to the main shops and passed a little side alley. We went down it and it was magical. There was a sign over a chocolatier shop dubbing the street “La Rue du Chocolat”, and next to it was a highly rated gelato shop. To the right was a covered outside eating area for a restaurant. This reminds me of Princeton, New Jersey so much … the fragrance is amazing.

When we emerged from the alley, we turned left and walked back down to the corner we would have been on had we not taken the pleasant detour …

From there, we turned right and made our way to the main exchange in Laguna Beach where you can go to the ocean on the left, or shops on the right …

When you look to the right, you see countless little stores and restaurants … it goes up quite a ways with side streets and other areas that have banks, architects, and offices …

There was an old fashion candy store called Candy Baron. What’s with these retro confectionary shops in California? It must be that the median age of the state is so much higher than the United States as whole due to the cost of living making it prohibitive for a lot of young couples and families. If you get an older demographic, a lot of them will want products they enjoy, including some from their youth. This same thing was happening in Rancho Mirage, Palm Springs, etc. I hadn’t seen so many old candy brands in years.

We loved the trees outside of this Wells Fargo & Company office. It’s funny that I’ve never even seen this branch until recently, yet it’s partly what is generating the dividends my family gets to enjoy … there’s something about the idea that makes me happy.

Looking back behind us, I can’t get over the clarity of the sunlight and the trees. It’s like high definition technicolor.

Back on the bench, suddenly, these two birds above us began having a very loud, spirited, back-and-forth conversation …

… when I zoomed in on them, they were quiet, as if I had caught them doing something wrong. They sat there for awhile, watching everything intently.

We walked back up to the street and went into the restaurant to the right of this picture, which overlooks the ocean.

The zoom on this camera let us look up into the hills to see the houses overlooking the ocean. We could get even closer to the point of seeing in the individual rooms but I felt weird in case someone was walking to their bathtub nude or something. I don’t like all this technology invading privacy …

The Greeter’s Corner sits right on the main beach. It’s a total wasted opportunity for the owners, who are squandering one of the best locations in town. There is a TripAdvisor review that sums it up perfectly. “Not the best bet in Laguna Beach. We frequently go to the Laguna Beach area simply because it is conveniently close to where we live, and there are a lot of good eateries there. This spot is not the best. It is not that clean, service is so so, and the people who operate this place are not very friendly. But most of all, the food is just OK on a good day. Now you know.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

This shows you how close to the water, volleyball, and benches the restaurant is … total tragedy. This place could print money if it got its act together.

After a plane flight, four days at Disneyland walking 40+ miles during a heatwave that went as high as 105 degrees Fahrenheit, and 600 miles of traveling around Southern California touring city after city, I was exhausted. Aaron apparently caught me resting my hands on my face like a kid. This is the moment I realized he was about to snap the picture before I went to stop him. It’s for Aunt Donna. She wants more pictures of me on the blog, which I rarely do. All I wanted, even more than the beach, at this particular window in time, was to go back to the room and play a game of Civilization while I relaxed. It didn’t help I had only slept three hours the night before … I couldn’t sleep in Palm Springs. It didn’t feel right.

The shopping is so niche in Laguna Beach, there are even places to buy dresses for your dog … I couldn’t help but crack up at this. To each his own, I suppose …

We started walking back to the hotel to get some work done, maybe I could get in a game of Civilization, when suddenly there was a hidden alley on our right.

… and here’s the view to the right as the sun began to set. It was so bright, we could hardly make out the image when we took this.

Success! Back in the room, I kicked off my shoes, turned on the MacBook, and started a game as Ethiopia …

Aaron went out at night, as I played Civilization, to take pictures of the flowers and pool in the courtyard … we were going to walk down to the ocean at night but the city was suddenly abandoned except for a few homeless people, who, to be fair, were right there during the daytime, too. We had no idea whether the area was safe so we turned back before we strayed too far in the dark. It’s weird seeing people live on the streets, especially amongst all this luxury and wealth. You can tell that, in most cases, it’s not due to economic problems but mental illness. I can’t tell you the last time I saw a homeless person before this trip – easily years, maybe a decade.

Part of me wouldn’t mind owning this hotel … maybe when I’m older and retired, I’ll do something like that.

My dad, who grew up in California, always said it got cold here at night. The ocean breeze makes it feel like you’re in a refrigerator. We had to put pants and windbreakers on to go outside any time the sun had set. It’s such a difference from the way heat is transferred in the Midwestern humidity, where it stays warm even after dark.
I’m going to try and get this posted but the so-called “high speed Internet” here is a joke. You may not see this for several days. I’ll finish editing it once we get to Montecito and all of the images have had a chance to upload and sync. We’re leaving in the morning and, on the drive, should see Newport Beach, Newport Coast, Huntington Beach, Seal Beach, Long Beach, Ranchos Palos Verdes, Palos Verdes Estates, Rendondo Beach, Hermosa Beach, Manhattan Beach, Santa Monica, Malibu, Oxnard, Ventura, and finally, Montecito, Santa Barbara, Goleta, etc. It’s going to be a long day but the drive should be pretty.
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Reader Comments (21)
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Jason
May 23, 2014
Joshua, I'm loving this trip update posts and pictures. Are you thinking about moving. You seem to really like the midwest and the Kansas City area. Just wondering why you're thinking about moving?
Joshua Kennon
May 24, 2014
Replying to Jason
You're right, I love the Midwest. In a lot of cases, we're big fans of "arranging" life, to borrow a phrase from one of our childhood heroes, instead of just letting it happen by accident. We may very well decide to stay in Missouri, or the Midwest, for the next 25+ years, but if we do, it will be a deliberate, purposeful, well-thought-out decision based on the trade-offs of what we want. If we did stay put, I'd likely move to the Country Club Plaza and live off Sunset Hill or Ward Parkway since that area is the one that most fits our personalities; maybe setup an office a few streets over near Hall's department store or something.
The other states that are seriously in the running right now are California, Texas, and Florida. The latter two have tax advantages that will be very consequential over our lifetime net worth given how young we are. It will add up to a tremendous amount of additional compounding when the state isn't taking 6%-13%+ of our income and capital gains, depending on the particular state in question. On the other hand, the former has perfect weather, access to nearly everything, and, at the present moment, some very substantial legal advantages for when we have children, which we'd like to do in the next few years, including both of our names being on the birth certificate so if something happened to one or either of us, the kids will enjoy all of the inheritance, etc., benefits that might become problematic in a state like Missouri. Given that there will be a lot of money at stake if something were to happen to one or both of us (God forbid), I want to make absolutely certain we have every potential protection at my disposal put in place to protect the remaining members of the family. It's just my conservative nature. I like redundancy to redundancy; I want contingencies to my contingencies.
Right now, we're in the information gathering stage. It's how I approach everything in life. When we do something, which may be next week or it may be four years from now, it will happen suddenly, and look like it was an overnight decision, which it wasn't.
mikecrosby
May 23, 2014
Wonderful pictures and summary. Highly recommend Seal Beach. And if you get a chance, drive down Ocean Blvd and Shoreline Drive in Long Beach. Shoreline Drive is where they have the Long Beach grand prix.
Joshua Kennon
May 24, 2014
Replying to mikecrosby
I couldn't get over how big Huntington Beach was compared to the other beaches, in terms of how many people you can fit on the sand at certain spots. No wonder it can accommodate so many tourists ...
frederick
May 23, 2014
I can't believe someone hasn't devoted an entire blog to something like this, going around to different California areas and sharing. You're making me think about moving, it's so beautiful there.
Kat
May 23, 2014
The flowers are called bougainvilleas.
Joshua Kennon
May 23, 2014
Replying to Kat
Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I have pages of notes trying to figure out which plants we'd want and haven't had a chance to do much research, yet, given our schedule. This will save me some time when I get back to Kansas City. There have been a handful of plants that captivated us. Somewhere on a hill in Laguna Beach, and later all over Montecito, there is a plant that makes it smell almost like freshly ground black pepper, which we're searching for now. We figured out the amazing fragrance in Anaheim was coming from something called Trachelospermum jasminoides (who'd have thought such a tiny flower could product that level of scent?). You've made my day =) I was even writing down the phone numbers for the landscapers in certain communities if I liked their work!
eric
May 23, 2014
Replying to Joshua Kennon
the "trach... jasminoides" is commonly just called jasmine, and yes, it is the the best smell on earth.
poor.ass.millionaire
May 24, 2014
Looks like you really took to laguna beach, and you probably noticed that it's a very romantic place. So I'm wondering why you didn't do this trip with the wife, and instead chose ol' Aaron?
As for homeless in laguna beach (and most of CA in general), they're are mostly harmless. They are more welcomed in liberal cities, with laguna beach being a liberal beachhead (pun intended) in generally more conservative Orange County.
poor.ass.millionaire
May 25, 2014
Replying to poor.ass.millionaire
No response to my question?
Aaron Green
May 25, 2014
Replying to poor.ass.millionaire
We thought you were joking. Josh and I are married to each other. We met when we were 15 and have been together pretty much ever since. He explained in the comments section of the original post about the trip that one of the reasons we are considering California despite the higher taxes is that it would let us put both of our names on the birth certificate when we have kids.
Anon
May 25, 2014
Replying to Aaron Green
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Anon
May 25, 2014
Replying to Aaron Green
Have you guys figured out the timing? (i.e., One first, then the other months/years later? With the same mother? Both at the same time with different mothers?)
Aaron Green
May 25, 2014
Replying to Anon
We're still figuring it out.
Anon
May 25, 2014
Replying to Aaron Green
Okay, best of luck!
Aaron Green
May 25, 2014
Replying to Anon
Thanks!
poor.ass.millionaire
May 26, 2014
Replying to Aaron Green
Oh that's too funny! I only follow the blog sporadically, so my online impression of Joshua is of a somewhat socially conservative mid western guy (which is probably accurate...there is the love of brooks brothers after all 🙂 He mentioned that he is married several times, so it was easy to assume to a similar Midwest woman. And then I kept getting the feeling....is he gay...is he in denial...god he sure talks about Aaron, his business partner, a lot. To be fair, I do think he keeps that aspect pretty discreet in the blog, but eventually I was finally prompted with the laguna beach posting. You know, you form images and ideas about people via web, and there are limits to the information and depth of understanding that can be obtained online.
Now having said that, were you guys planning on checking out the Bay Area? Not sure if San Francisco would be your thing at all as it's a big city, quite liberal, and of course the Castro district is over the top gay in presence. But there are other communities out here that may interest you. And of course the entire region is pretty much gay friendly, which even if you are private in your affairs, is nevertheless a more welcoming environment on a day to day basis.
I apologize if I opened up a can of worms or brought up something that you did not want. I suspect that you don't want the blog to be focused on this subject.
Jason
May 27, 2014
Replying to poor.ass.millionaire
I had no idea either! And I have been reading/following Joshua's blog for almost two years probably. I, like you, thought Aaron and Joshua were only close business partners. Wow, that's crazy. Very cool Aaron and Joshua. I hope everything goes great with your adoption plans!
Angela
May 26, 2014
Loving your road trip in SoCal. We live in NorCal but lived for 3 years in San Diego, previously. We are from OK and also lived in KC before moving to California. The beautiful red/pink flowers are bouganville.
Angela
Enoying Your Blog
June 10, 2014
Laguna Beach is a favorite spot of ours. It's cool you even found one
of our favorite little streets with the chocolate shop and gelato shop.
Bill
September 3, 2014
Thank you so much for sharing your trip with all of us! I've never been to California, but it looks absolutely gorgeous and makes me want to take a lengthy trip some time, to see all that it has to offer.
If you have more images you could share (especially of the architecture) please post them! Thanks again!