Stereotypical Casino Food

casino-food-casino-buffet-chicken-fried-steakThis afternoon, Ruby stopped by and asked me to go to the casino with her.  I always enjoy spending time with family and was happy to do so, despite my general distaste for casinos (as an investor, I know the probability tables and payout ratios for most of the games; I love owning casino stocks but find myself unable to play the games without feeling like I’m doing something foolish).

As she went into play, I grabbed dinner because I hadn’t eaten.  I sat down with a book I picked up at Barnes & Noble the other day, Search Engine Marketing, Inc. and read for about an hour.  It’s one of the best books on the topic I’ve ever seen, to be honest.

I couldn’t help but taking a photo of the buffet dinner because it made me laugh.  It’s so unbelievably stereotypical of a Midwestern casino, complete with the 500 pound, chain smoking senior citizens sitting in the booths next to me.  I know it’s wrong, but it’s funny.

After some time, I ended up going in and losing $25.  It’s amazing because a $50,000 fluctuation in the market price of an investment doesn’t phase me but I just can’t take the tiny loss because I knew the probabilities were against me from the outset.

One really bright note: The casino served Douwe Egberts coffee so I was happy.

The Douwe Egberts Coffee Machine at Headquarters

One of the first things I did when my original company became successful was to order a Douwe Egberts coffee machine for the breakroom.  For the uninitiated, Douwe Egberts coffee is the best in the world.  There are no exceptions.  In fact, I was visiting someone in a town called Branson, Missouri several years ago and there was a restaurant that had the perfect cup of coffee.  The waitress took time to go in the back, write down the name of the machine, open it and find the precise blend of coffee inside, and a lot of other data that went above and beyond what I asked (she was tipped very well).


Basically, this has no meaning to anyone except those of you who knew me growing up and realized how much I wanted this machine.  It’s … well, it’s everything that it promised to be and it doesn’t get old.  It’s so amazingly cool to me that all I wanted when I was ten years old, reading Value Line reports in that little wooden library cubical was to have my own office, invest money, and drink gourmet coffee out of gold rimmed china.  I’m there.  Now, It’s just a matter of compounding and seeing how big I can get this empire.

How the Douwe Egberts Coffee Machine System Works
The principle behind the system is that each cup of coffee should be absolutely perfect, brewed in seconds, and taste precisely the same as the 1,000 cups before it and the 1,000 cups after it.  To do this, the coffee itself is brewed in factories by white-gloved scientists roaming around with clipboards, examining every stage of the production process.  The finished coffee is concentrated to an incredible degree and shipped in frozen boxes to distributors, which then take them to restaurants and offices.  The Douwe Egberts system machines reconstitute the coffee based on your desired brew strength inputs, infusing extremely hot water and dispensing the finished cup in a matter of moments.  Thus, there is never any brew time or waiting.  You simply walk up to the machine, press a button, and your perfect cup of coffee is in your hands before you realize what’s happened.

The Douwe Egberts Cafitesse C60 coffee system machine allows us to brew coffee, cappuccino, espresso, and other beverages in a matter of seconds.  It was something I had wanted for years and when the original company became successful, it was brought in immediately.

The Douwe Egberts Cafitesse C60 coffee system machine allows us to brew coffee, cappuccino, espresso, and other beverages in a matter of seconds. It was something I had wanted for years and when the original company became successful, it was brought in immediately.

The Machine We Bought and Had Delivered
The specific machine we bought was the Douwe Egberts Cafitesse C60, which allows us to make cappuccinos, espressos, black coffee, and one other drink of our choice.

Cost of the Douwe Egberts Coffee System
Ordinarily, the machines are provided as a result of the volume of coffee ordered by the office or restaurant.  Since our business model is based upon an incredibly low amount of human effort, instead relying on technology to pair up vendors and our customers, we knew there was no way we would consume thousands of cups of coffee so we bought the machine outright and pay for periodic deliveries from a local distributor.  Off the top of my head, I don’t recall how much it cost but it was a couple thousand dollars for the machine alone, then we had to have it hard wired into a water line so it could work effortlessly.  I want to say the coffee itself and supplies are somewhere around $200 or $300 per month.  Again, I don’t remember but I’m fairly certain that’s close.

Burger King Now Uses the Douwe Egberts Coffee System
As a matter of fact, a few years ago, Burger King switched its entire coffee system to Douwe Egberts and its sales in the category have markedly improved according to the releases sent out by corporate.  The guy that setup our machine actually told us that he could match the exact percentage settings if we wanted to replicate the taste by modifying the reconstitution numbers but I actually went a little bit stronger because I like a severe kick to my coffee (not Starbucks black coffee strong, though – that stuff is horrible despite the beans being great). (more…)


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