Aaron and I went to high school with Kyle Kurz, who penned two new verbs today. They are awesome because they work so well. Plus, it isn’t often a verb (or two!) can be added to the English language to fill a previously unmet need. But these are situations we all know and now can encapsulate.
I’m making up a new verb… “to Sheen” = to take a great thing and totally screw it up. Usage: “Wow, you totally sheened that relationship.” or “10 bucks says he sheens the next play.” or “That guy is such a sheen.”
Female derivative is “to lohan”. Same usage applies.
– Kyle Kurz on Facebook
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Elisabeth
March 7, 2011
And you know, Charlie Sheen signs the front of checks, not the back!
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Joshua Kennon
March 8, 2011
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And I'm sure he does it with tiger blood in a pen made from the feathers of George Washington's Eagle!
Aaron and I went to high school with Kyle Kurz, who penned two new verbs today. They are awesome because they work so well. Plus, it isn’t often a verb (or two!) can be added to the English language to fill a previously unmet need. But these are situations we all know and now can encapsulate.
Elisabeth
March 7, 2011
And you know, Charlie Sheen signs the front of checks, not the back!
Joshua Kennon
March 8, 2011
Replying to Elisabeth
And I'm sure he does it with tiger blood in a pen made from the feathers of George Washington's Eagle!