I Have Found a Solution for Your Skyrim Sweet Roll Storage Problems
For you fellow veterans of Skyrim, I stumbled across a solution for your sweet roll storage problems while in Leawood, Kansas today. Never did I think the culinary industry would hear our cries! But they have. It’s the small things in life that make it so beautiful.
I found the perfect display for a Skyrim Sweet Roll
Now, I need to figure out who this guy is so I can sell him a lot of these, at a handsome markup, of course. I’m not running a charity.
Now, I need to track down a player called Kyouriharu to sell him these sweet roll containers. He is in desperate need of them.
And this person … whomever made this anonymous confession about their addiction to Skyrim sweet rolls.
I don’t know who submitted this confession but whomever you are, let’s make a deal.
One of these days, I’m going to develop the perfect Skyrim sweet roll recipe. It will not be just a mock Bundt cake. No, it will contain the hopes and dreams of the people of the land, built on the free labor provided by the students whom I force to bake for me at the College of Winterhold. I am the Arch Mage, after all. If they want to graduate, they need to show master of the culinary arts. I might … just … happen … to make some money off their required course work.
Reader Comments (7)
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Anon
January 27, 2013
What a nice picture!
Gilvus
January 28, 2013
I stacked gold and silver ingots in Breezehome, and collected flawless gems in display bowls. And then one day my follower and spouse inexplicably became hostile to one another, and started flinging fireballs. My CPU slowed to a crawl as precious metals and gems flew everywhere...
And the worst part: I was more annoyed at the scattered ingots and gems than the fact that my wife died a horrible, fiery death.
Joshua Kennon
February 6, 2013
Replying to Gilvus
This ... this is your best post ever. Sorrows only fellow gamers can understand.
(I collected rare gems and ingots and put them in my display case at the College of Winterhold. I'd stack malachite blocks Scrooge McDuck style and admire them as I selected new weapons from my wardrobe. They were so beautiful ...)
Gilvus
February 7, 2013
Replying to Joshua Kennon
You must've visited the Archmage's quarters frequently to reset the in-game respawn countdown, then. I left some (stolen) property in there, forgot about it for several in-game months, and everything was gone the next time I visited.
I guess Savos Aren fenced all my loot for personal gain.
Paarthurnax
February 2, 2013
I love it! I didn't collect as much stuff in Skyrim as I did in say, Morrowind (did you find the only muffin in Morrowind?) But definitely cool! I'm going to be worried however, if you find a use in one of your recipes for a giant's toe. o.O
Joshua Kennon
February 6, 2013
Replying to Paarthurnax
Believe it or not, Skyrim was the first in the series I ever played. I know nothing of Morrowind. One of my brothers-in-law had played it and that is why he recommended the Elder Scrolls series to me.
Yasmin Allen
March 19, 2015
I would be interested if you ever did a traditional/lore based recipe. I've seen lots of recipes using things that wdont seem to fit the lore, like maple syrup, and self raising flour. I read recently that the Sweet Rolls are most likely based on a traditional gugelhopf recipe, which has been around since roman itmes, and was traditionally baked in a ceramic dish. It's what modern bundt cakes are based on.